Some Advice to Seriously Ponder:

Are you bored with mainstream religion and ready, eddy, eddy for something different? Then why not consider converting to the Church of SpongeBob Squarepants? In fact, you probably don't even have to give up your existing faith. Spongebob is quite ecumenical, in this regard. To convert all you have to do is "drop on the deck and flop like a fish."
From Alex Boese's Museum of Hoaxes


tahoejimbo420 said...

First let me thank you for turning me on to this site, I have my own blogger now, thanks to you! Have you ever heard of THE FIRST CHURCH OF SLACK? It is based on the worship of BOB. I think DEVO had something to do with it...

GT said...

I am beginning to wonder... Maybe it's the time to establish a chirch of myself? Or, say, my old car donated to a charity? Why is it that people seem to need chirches?

cathouse teri said...

Why people need churches:
Same reason people need any kind of a club.
A place to gather, on a regular basis, with like-minded individuals. And pretend that everyone else is stupid... or unenlightened.
Which is why Spongebob would have the best congregation to belong to.
Everyone is already so idiotic, who can they lord it over??