Blog Ratings

Hmm... wonder what my blog is rated? Is this a great mystery? Purrty Jami has a rating of NC-17. When I sent my father to read my Father's Day Message, he said, "I had to cross off three fucks!" ~ Hee hee.

So without further adieu! My blog rating!

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Free Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

fucking (5x) sex (3x) hell (2x) fuck (1x)

(As if we didn't know.)

**KIDS, be sure and bring your parents when reading my blog!**

19 comments:

Jenn in Holland said...

Hahahahaha! Wow, how many times can you use *thosewords* before the rating changes?
Over here the ratings on DVD's come with little icons to show the content. I am going to see if I can find those for you. The language one is funny, it's a sideview of a person with his mouth open and lightning or something is coming out of his mouth.
You could have that as your little avatar in the corner by your bio!
Hahaha!

Jenn in Holland said...

Oh, they wouldn't paste.
I will email them over.

cathouse teri said...

There! :)

Jami said...

OK, why do I get NC-17 for "gay, lesbian, steal, slap" and you only get R for "fucking, sex, hell, fuck"? "Gay" is worse than "Fucking"? WTF?

cathouse teri said...

That's a damn good fucking question, Jami!

Probably because those are "sensitive" issues that are generally things we want to "protect" our children from! Hahahah... as if that works!

What a bunch of fucking dorks.

I think I'll add a post about bdsm next.

cathouse teri said...

Next up:

"Handcuffed to the Headboard"

cathouse teri said...

Do I need to go to the tack store to shop for leather straps?

BBC said...

I won't bother to rate my blog, yes I swear in it, but there is also a lot of heavy stuff in it that comes out of the deep end of my brain pool.

A lot of folks can't handle my deep end, they can only splash around in the shallow end.

I think my dad said fuck and fucking more than I do, so if he was alive and reading my blog he wouldn't have any problem with it.

Rate my blog. Ha, ha, ha, like God gives a fuck what others think. LOL
Hugs

cathouse teri said...

bbc, it was just a joke. I don't really care what my rating is. And I'm fairly sure that God has nothing to do with the rating system.

Jami, I did some messing around and added a post with the words lesbian and gay (plus some other fun stuff like fellatio and cunnilingus! yay!) and soon realized that, even without the new post, I was in the NC-17 club already! Apparently, after I entered the word fuck again in the "ratings" post, it put me over the limit.

I don't know what they use to measure, but now I'm in!

So, KIDS, you can't read my blog any more! :)

The Exception said...

We went from beautiful bed frames to blog ratings...

That is why I enjoy reading!

Jami said...

I'm getting ready to call "BOGUS" on the ratings thing. There's just too much discrepancy in the ratings for them to be valid.

That being said, however, I'm proud of my NC-17; it's what I'd aim for in order to get the max amount of traffic if blogs really were rated.

cathouse teri said...

Actually, I'm guessing that the rating system works just like the movies. For instance, you can say fuck once, and have a movie be PG-13. But if you say it more than once, it becomes R.

That's the only rule I know. I think I heard that from Samuel L. Jackson while he was being interviewed. They tried to make Snakes on a Plane with a rating of PG-13 and he's like, "No motherfuckin' way!" (Okay, I'm paraphrasing, but you have to admit, he would say something JUST like that!)

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

My blog is very G rated ...

My husband, my parents and my family all come to my blog... so..
I keep that in mind when I post.
I don't want to offend.....

I also try to be careful what I say on my blog because people google stuff ... and it can bring whacko's to the blog...
I've had a couple blogger friends that have had the strangest visitors b/c of a few crazy post...

Now, on Matthew's blog.. we get all kinds of people that type in medical terms.. and since he's had it all.. we get a lot of traffic that way... it's crazy how google works.

Ba Doozie said...

My blog is rated M for 'moronic'

cathouse teri said...

Terri: Understood. It is quite appropriate to post according to respect for your readers. My family doesn't really read my blog a lot, unless I tell them that I've posted something I want them to read. But I don't say anything here that I don't say when I'm around them! Although, as much as I use some pretty damn bad words, I have never had a dodo-head show up. (Knock on wood... oh, I love some good wood!)

ba doozie: Of course it is. ;)

Real Life Drama Queen said...

That was funny and just what I needed to read today!!

Turtle Guy said...

There seems to be an awful lot of fucking going on here... I'd best pull my shell up over my ears...

Philip. said...

I'm now off to add a few f%^ks - LOL

Sparky said...

What's wrong with fuck? Fuck's a great word!