Teri Needs

My Stalker (Jenn) said I should type those two words into Google and see what hits came up. Here are the top three:

Teri seriously needs to create a no-close-up-unless-an-army-of-photoshop-assistants-are-within-50m clause in her contract.

That's probably true. Wait. I have a contract?

Teri needs saving.

Mmm hmmmm. Teri needs to be saved from her own damn self!

Teri needs meat.

Can't argue with that!

13 comments:

Brillig said...

HAHAHA. I think your first one is the funniest one of these I've ever read--and I have read MANY versions of this Meme. Hilarious!!!!!

Jenn in Holland said...

STALKER says: You are too too funny CT.
These are important Needs and really should be meat, I mean, met.

cathouse teri said...

Hee hee.

zog said...

So, of course I had to try it with my own name. Now I'm a wreck:

*** needs to get out the monkeysicle and do some tests on him and what not.

I can't even remember where I left my monkeysicle, and now he needs, um, attention. *sigh*

Dan said...

Does Teri need a hug? I'm here!

lady macleod said...

too funny

Adventures In Waitressing said...

Too funny.. I think we all need our meat. LOL

cathouse teri said...

Teri always needs a hug. And some meat.

Worker Mommy said...

I did this and it turned out I needed surgery for my saggy skin... and nobody ever told me. But then I found I needed a posh place in NYC and then all was right w/the world.

Teri needs meat...do they know you or what ?!

cathouse teri said...

I think google knows me.

CatA said...

I tried this and got "needs a great deal of closeness and likes to be read to," as well as "needs to run with the pros," (hmm, what you mean pros?), and "needs to be around for the whole night..."

cathouse teri said...

Purrrrrrrfect, CatA! :)

And needs petting often!

Meow.

Eebie said...

I kid you not, I got "MARTIN NEEDS TO GET DRUNK." All in caps too. Who can deny the wisdom of Google, it seems to have the answer to every other question I ask from "transpiration cooling in turbine blades" to "how many pounds in 74.856 kg?" to "what's the capital of Bangladesh?"

Some day I want to ask "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" No time like the present.

Sure enough, I got:
"Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore."