Why Bother?


I could spend all night typing my little fingers to the bone,
but if this Brilliant Woman says it all better than I can,
why bother?

Smooches, Embar! You're my hero... uh... ine... heroine!

Okay fine!
A couple of swimsuit pics, too!

What a babe!

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone!

There has been some questioning over who this hot babe is. Why, she's my granddaughter, Alexa Jade!

And this here is Little Lexi's Mommy!
Someday, when I grow up, I wanna be not-a-retard so I can post a few pictures without going through seven kinds of hoops!

Quick Post Script on the subject of "texting" ~ I do not have textual conversations with very many people. Yes, I'm fairly good at being speedy, but that's just cause I'm speedy that way! I was great, actually, at using the predictive text and then I got this new phone that flips sideways and has a keyboard. Well that's just fine and dandy, except that my fingers are the ones who know where the keys are, and guess what? My fingers don't fit on that fuckin' keyboard! Anyway, texting is mostly just fun for sending a quick (or down and dirty) message to someone. It is something that is hard to get used to. I taught a friend of mine how to do it, and after about ten minutes of watching her work hard at it, she turned to me and said, "Well I sent you a message. I was trying to say hi, but I think I wound up saying G4!" Ah well, at least she tried! :)


Cheesemeister said...

She's so cute!
If you figure out how to post pictures without having to jump through seven kinds of hoops tell me how.

Real Life Drama Queen said...

She is a cutie!! Loved the link. Funny blogger alert.

Dan said...

What a cute little kid!

But are you saying that I should stop reading your blog and start reading Embar's instead? But she doesn't say "fuck" hardly enough.

Jenn in Holland said...

I want to eat that baby right up!
On my way to Embar's.

ZoeyBella said...

My goal is to one day be considered a brilliant woman ;)

Jami said...

MAX cuuute!! Is she related? ;) Oh, and thanks for throwing yet another time-waster into my day. Embar's post was great!

cathouse teri said...

meister: I will!

DQ: Ya, I like passing along enjoyment.

DanMan: Nevah! But you should visit her from time to time. ;)

Jenn: You let me know what you think!

Bella: I will most certainly post you as such at some point!

Purrty Jami: It's my grandbaby! The new one. (The old one is two and a half ~ and I currently advertised her as "this fuckin baby")

Anonymous said...

I can't join your bloglog community, the only way I know how is from the widget on peoples sidebars. I don't supposed you could get one of those? I could help you

Brillig said...

Awwww, she's so beautiful! Love the pics. Keep 'em coming, even if it's a pain to post them!!!!

Embar said...

I cannot believe you are posting pictures of me in that bathing suit! ;) I don't look anywhere near that young!

Cheers for the shout out Teri. Was good to see new peeps enjoying my site. :) Glad you found it funny.

Emma Sometimes said...

oh, teri, soooo cute. Don't you just want to kiss her cute chubby cheeks?

lady macleod said...

I'm glad you jumped the hoops, the photographs are brilliant!

Rebecca said...

bleh - texting just sucks.

Sounds like you are ambitious like me...I, too, endeavour to be not-a-retard!

BBC said...

I would so not want to bring another child onto this screwed up planet as ugly as it is getting.

Everyone should get fixed and just have great sex with each other. But they don't do that, they just keep messing their relationships up.


cathouse teri said...

ba doozie: blogged me up!

Brill: I can't help it! I have to!

Embar: I'm sorry, I thought if people saw you in your swimsuit, they'd visit your blog!

Emma: I want to kiss them CONSTANTLY!

Lady: Thank you! I didn't take the pics, though. I don't take pictures much. Maybe with my camera phone. I'm kind of a rebel that way.

Rebecca: Yeah, maybe when we grow up we'll be not-a-retards.

bbc: And I would so not want you to! However, there are people who like having children and love their children. And as much as you love your opinion, I should think you would not try to impress it on others as gospel.