Comedians have something to say...

No, seriously! They do! They are not kidding around!
Even Diesel has something to say! Go visit him at his mattress place!

As for me, I'm going to dinner.
BUT, as a comedian, I have something to say.

A man who loves money more than he loves his woman is an idiot!

That's all for now.

Love to all (as in Tiny Tim love.. Dickens' Tiny Tim, not the weird singer guy)

No, wait! That's not all for now!
I'm gonna be a grandma again! So there!

21 comments:

soccer mom in denial said...

Congrats! What is your "grandmother" name? You don't strike me as a Granny.

cathouse teri said...

Um... well we haven't exactly settled on that, as the grandchildren sort of come up with that themselves. My FIRST grandbaby has TONS of grandmothers, so she sort of refers to me as "bracelet grandma!" Cause I gave her a bracelet and I wear a bracelet. You just never know...

But "Granny" is okay with me, too! :)

The mothers of my grandchildren sort of refer to me as Mommy Face and Mama Kitty. So, who knows?

Brillig said...

"I'm gonna be a grandma again!" LIKE YOU JUST THROW THAT IN AS A SIDENOTE!!!! Holy crap, lady! Congratulations! Woohoo!!!!

cathouse teri said...

Ha ha Brill. Yes! A sidenote! Cause I got it as a sidenote! But I'm thrilled. :)

BBC said...

Money is just an energy that flows around hon. It's not near as important as a good relationship.

Humor is important to us as we struggle to deal with things on this stupid planet, and we need it. But it isn't getting anything fixed. Know what I mean?

I hope that the parents of your new grandchild are better parents than my parents were. Hugs.

Real Life Drama Queen said...

I love comics. Life should be full of laughter.

Many Congrats on being a grandma again.

Jami said...

As a semi-pro comedian, I have to say: "CONGRATULATIONS!" That one's for the parents, BTW. This one's yours: "CONGRATU-FUCKIN'-LATIONS!"

I don't know about "Granny", though. I have to agree with SMID - you just don't feel like a "Granny" to me. Maybe "Gramma Kitty"? Although like you said, the grandkids (usually the first one) will pick your name.

Ba Doozie said...

sometimes no matter what you say someone has to insert an opinion where none was needed.

cathouse teri said...

bbc: The parents of my new grandchild will, I'm sure, be just as good of parents as these frail bodies will allow. They will be imperfect just like the rest of us.

DQ: Thanks!

Purrty Jami: Thanks to you, too! From fuckin' all of us! :) I like Gramma Kitty best and it's what I'm pushing for.

Doozie: That is a no shitter! And we all know that opinions are like assholes! We all have one! Or maybe those who give us their unasked for opinions are assholes? And we all have one of those, too!

lady macleod said...

Huzzah!!! congratulations! that's wonderful! I have informed Q I shall be called Gran'mere. We shall see if that works...

Rebecca said...

congrats on the new gran-baby!!!!

Sornie said...

I like the image of Tiny Tim (the singer). An odd guy for sure. I wonder if he sports boxers, briefs or other.

BBC said...

Don't pay any attention to me, I'm just tip toeing through the tulips. :-)

Keshi said...

haha good one Teri!

Keshi.

Jenn in Holland said...

Yahoo! Grandma! Again!

I would say congratulations just the way that Jami did, but I don't know how to spell it.

Oma, ik hou van jouw!

The Exception said...

That is ever so exciting and yes, that guy looks as if he has a fabulous body!

And I did respond - you didn't get it?

cathouse teri said...

Mmmm... fabulous body. *teri's mind wanders away*

Thanks for all the good wishes everyone! You're all fucking great!

Gunfighter said...

Mazel Tov, Teri!

ZoeyBella said...

Great news about being a repeat grandma. I don't know too many grandmas who say "Fuck" all the time. But wouldn't that make for an awesome sit-com??

Embar said...

Hey (grandma) Teri, (hehe - FUCK!)

Congratulations!

Also I agree with your comment that comedians have something to say - of course they do! There is always a nugget of truth in humour, I always find.

I have great admiration for men and women who can tell a good joke - usually the most talented of comedians are very intelligent (not to mention, astute) observers of humanity. I always love hearing what they have to say. :)

Diesel said...

Who's this Diesel character? Can you provide a link to his site?

Also, does he have anything to do with you being a grandmother again? Because although your daughter is hot, I assure you that he was nowhere near wherever she was at the time.