Which Way Is Up?

Don't you think it's strange that people are willing to pay $20 plus per hour to someone to clean their house and they want to pay only $10 per hour to take care of their precious children? I always thought this was odd. My daughter sometimes babysits for a friend who pays her at LEAST $20 per hour to watch her son. She explains it just that way. "Why would I pay her less than I pay someone who is just cleaning my earthly possessions? He is the very most important thing in the world to me~!" No shit. That lady is right on.

So I was looking at a picture of my boyfriend today and it made my mouth water. Yes, he was fully dressed. Good thing I'm seeing him on Friday.

Sex, sex, sex all weekend. Then to the East Coast on Monday to work at our office out there for a couple of weeks (That's my birthday ~ I'll take sex for my present). Then to hit Utah for a few days on my way back here to the West Coast. So you'll just see me in snatches. (hehehe.. I said snatch..)

Let me see if there is a fun picture to post here. Hmmmm... no, you don't get to see my boyfriend. Some of you lucky few have seen him, though! Um...........

Okay, Marilyn. Who doesn't like to look at Marilyn?

24 comments:

ZoeyBella said...

Sex, sex, sex all weekend... I really need to start programing THAT into my Blackberry. ;)

cathouse teri said...

Yes indeed, beautiful zoey! Get it scheduled!

Emma Sometimes said...

Happy Birthday to you!!!

BBC said...

Actually, I never did get into Marilyn. She was okay I guess, but I don't think that she could have looked deep into my eyes while I caressed her body and breasts.

Really good sex is a spiritual thing to me where you are surrounded by beautiful light.

Anyway, have a good time with boyfriend. Hugs.

Real Life Drama Queen said...

Happy Sex Trails to you! Happy Birthday too Teri! Hope you have safe travels. Make sure you have extra sex for those of us who aren't getting any.

Jenn in Holland said...

Wait a second Teri, are you going to be having sex anytime soon? Do you even like sex?

And I just have to say, I am one of those who has seen the boyfriend. Ahhhhhh.

Have a great time Teri! I will miss you, but will be happy to catch you when I can!

cathouse teri said...

Thanks, Em! :)

bbc: Well I'm pretty sure she could have looked deep into MY eyes while I caressed her body and breasts! hehehe

cathouse teri said...

Oh, there you are Jenn! Hee. Yeah ~ ahhhhhhh. Thanks, hun, and I'll be seein' you around! (Or being caught by you!)

cathouse teri said...

Oh man! That Drama Queen snuck in there, too! Thanks for the well wishes, sweetie! Although, "sex trails" sounds a little messy. :)

Jami said...

OK - now I'm REALLY jealous! You're going for sex, sex, sex all weekend, and I've got to mow the yard and clean and paint a townhouse we need to get rented. Damn! Some people have all the fucking fun!

The Exception said...

Happy Birthday Teri.

Nice to see you are coming to this side of the country - maybe you can straighten things out a bit while you are here.

And... I want to see this "boy friend!" He sounds just too good to be true!

cathouse teri said...

Purrty Jami: All the fucking fun is what it's all about, isn't it? Don't be jealous. I'll have some sex in your honor.

Exceptional One: Oh yes! I'm sure I can straighten things out over there! I'm just so straight myself! And yeah, he is too good to be true.

Worker Mommy said...

Uh yes, that is rather interesting when you get to thinking about it. Go figure!

Happy Birthday!

Have a safe trip.

Jami said...

I'm back because ever since you mentioned it, I can't get sex with Marilyn Monroe out of my head - or other parts of my body. (But you know, I mean Marilyn back when she was alive and hot and all. Not now.) And I'm not wishing you Happy Birthday because it ain't your birthday yet. But sure - please feel free to come a couple of times in my honor and yell out my name so I'll know which ones are for me. You'll probably have to face west so I can hear you, though.

Jami said...

I actually meant you'll have to turn to your left so I can hear you, but we've already figured out that west is left, right?

cathouse teri said...

Jami, you're insane! :)

soccer mom in denial said...

Marilyn was one of my IDOLS growing up! I had a huge poster of her on my door in a black bathing suit.

I actually went as her in the white 7-Year-Itch dress to my senior class Halloween party. That was one of my favorite costumes EVER.

cathouse teri said...

Well, babe, if ya got the body, you damn well ought to do it!

Brillig said...

Happy upcoming birthday! And I'll miss you while you're gone. And, um, how come Jenn in Holland has seen this boyfriend and I haven't, HUH??? Oh, and Happy Birthday. And stuff...

BBC said...

"bbc: Well I'm pretty sure she could have looked deep into MY eyes while I caressed her body and breasts! hehehe"

Um, okay, can I have a whack at her also? LOL

Jenn in Holland said...

I knew Brillig would be jealous.
Hey Brill- the secret is STALKING.
just trying to pass on the expertise...

Jami- You are hilarious!

SMID-
Please say you have a photo of yourself in the Marilyn costume! I feel strongly that I need to see that.

Gunfighter said...

Happy Birthday, Teri!

You never did get around to telling me which part of Va you are going to be in... if you are going to be in my area, I'd love to get to meet you.

GF

cathouse teri said...

And the very best kind of stalker responds to comments at my posts!

Love it, Jenn! :)

Jenn in Holland said...

Mwah! Teri!
Happy Birthday baby.