Got a phone call one day at the office. When I told the man on the other end of the line what my name was he said, "Are you related to the Ahlstroms from Salt Lake City?" I said, "No, my grandparents didn't have any children that lived."
Another time, I got an obscene call at that same office. The man on the phone said, "I want to see three women sexually satisfying one another." I said, "Well who doesn't???!!"
I have a friend who is in his fifties. He's in great shape. A young man once said to him, "Man, I hope I look as good as you do when I'm your age!" My friend replied, "You don't look as good as I do NOW!"
I've spent a fair amount of time pleasuring men. One man said to me, "You are every man's dream!" I laughed and said, "I don't want to be every man's dream. I want to be one man's reality."
To those who are in pain today, emotionally, spiritually or physically. The thing about life ~ If you're gonna live it, you're gonna feel it!
My nieces and their friend, George.
May all of you have as lovely a weekend as they seem to be having here!
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Incredible stories, indeed.
I hope you have an equally lovely weekend, too!
I have every intention of doing that very thing, sweetie. :)
Teri, your nieces are beautiful! Have a great weekend Sweetie!
You too, baby doll!
Those were some great comebacks. I agree with the three women getting it on comment. Except who wants to just watch? I want in on that action. I would last at least two or three minutes if the chicks were really hot.
13 years ago I was a spaz. Was I even old enough to drink? I do not think so. I am bad at math.
Were you even thirteen, thirteen years ago? :)
Also, Iggy, it never occurred to me that the women would not be hot. In fact, my imagination was bringing up a picture that included ME as one of them!
But thanks for prompting my brain to search for unhot women and now I have three old women in the picture!
"Ahlstrom, party of three - your room is ready now. Ahlstrom, party of three - your room is ready." ;D
Hee hee. Partay!
"I don't want to be every man's dream. I want to be one man's reality."
Now that is deep hon, and I do hope that you get to experience that. Replace 'man' with 'woman' and that is where I am. Hugs.
Well I can tell ya, BBC, I am one man's reality right now.
Teri - by my math 13 years ago was the sucky age. Not old enough to drink, but over 18 and able to be drafted and shit. I was...lets see here.....20? Sounds about right. Just a few months from 21.
I could still get "other stuff" so not being able to get beer was no big deal. The "other stuff" was only slightly illegal. And green. And leafy. And smelled funny. And gave you the munchies.
This was fun and left a huge smile on my face... I love the line about being one man's reality. It's perfect.
Hee hee. Glad to make you smile, Jen!
Ahh CT, you have some great comebacks. Now, if I can just remember them when I need them!!
Takes practice, Fourier A, lots of practice. :)
Oh, my comment to Jen was over here, hee hee. Once again, I'm a dork.
Hahahaha. Oh, dear Teri. Hilarious. I wish I were that clever in such situations!
Kitty Brill: I'm just a little bit jaded, dontchathink?
I can't see ANY green from here. Maybe it's the light.
Light green?
Maybe I'm just veri veri honest!
I mean really, those are honest answers!
Those were great - did the men who received them have come backs?
Comebacks? Well I love making a man comeback, but no... these were some of those times when people are left speechless. (The obscene caller hung up when I said, "What's your name?" He said, "Larry." I said, "Well Larry, are you aware that you called a business line?" Click.
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